Today I got an invitation to an historical lecture entitled "Tart's Delight: 19th Century La Crosse as seen through the eyes of Madam Frankie La Salle." And I'm like "Ooh, that's actually very interesting. Because 19th century La Crosse prostitutes may very well be the key to EVERYTHING in Dutcher family history."
(Oh, and the state historical society? The only form of payment accepted for copies is $1 bills.)